Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lady's Man

 I came home from work the other day and gave Kade a hug and noticed that he wreaked of cologne. He honestly smelled like a car full of teenage boys on their way to prom. When I asked Jackie about the nasal assault she told me it was because of a party he went to earlier in the day. I guess he came out to go to the party and had used up one of my bottles. If I've learned anything from watching nature shows, I'm pretty sure that it means he has a crush on the birthday girl (Milli). The other evidence at his 4 year old attempt to impress this unsuspecting girl, was the fact that he wore a collared shirt (the last time he willingly did that hell froze over). And the fact that he asked Jackie to spike his hair up (again he never does that) he usually prefers the popular comb forward look.  Thankfully he's only 4 so the only kisses he's interested in come wrapped in tinfoil.  When he starts showing interest in real kisses we'll probably just lock him in the basement until his mission.  That should solve the problem.